hi, im anon
crypto obsessed coder by day, digital asset juggler by night. my brain is 80% blockchain, 19% caffeine, and 1% trying to remember where I left my hardware wallet.
when im away from coding, you might catch me:
- explaining to grandma why her cat pics aren't automatically NFTs
- dreaming of ai-powered smart contracts that can do my laundry
- playing chess
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